Walkingcow's Highly Irreverent Page of Skater Haiku Signing my guestbook brings good luck! Welcome to Walkingcow's Highly Irreverent Page of Skater Haiku (and other poetry) This page is dedicated to the brilliant poetry you and other persons spontaneously create after seeing, say, Ilia Kulik's yellow shirt. If you would like to learn how to create your own brilliant haikus visit Haiku Workshop. Rhyming poems and free verse are also encouraged ... members.tripod.com/~walkingcow/index.htmreviews
Skating Humor Skating Humor Skating Jokes: -How is music like ice skating If you don't C sharp you'll B flat. -A TV commentator at the Olympics skating competition commented that the death spiral was always a Russian specialty . Not always. Just for the last 600 years. (George Tucker) -How do you get a complex ice pair number Find a real figure skater and pair him with Surya Bonaly! (Ana Gonzalez) -While ... www.geocities.com/amyc521/humor.htmlreviews
The Mystery of Ilia Kulik's Costume The Mystery of Ilia Kulik's Costume Photo credit: AP/CBS Sportsline What is it A cow with jaundice A giraffe An overripe banana.... ...or a banana slug A yellow poison dart frog.... Sun spots! A collision between a taxicab and a cow Or between a school bus and a giraffe A big cheese! Disclaimer: Don't waste time sending me hate mail about this page. I really do like Ilia and his skating ... www.frogsonice.com/skateweb/ilia/reviews
