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ADVICE My name is the AnswerMan. I am here to answer any questions you may have about anything. I was an advice columnist for 15 years for 4 small papers across the United States. I've won 3 regional journalism awards, and my arms are larger than both Ann Landers' and Abigail Van Buren's arms combined. Then, HARO Online came along and offered me a position here at HARO Online. Looking for a ...

Miss Abigail's Time Warp Advice: old advice for contemporary dilemmas, covering the age-old topics of dating, love, living together, health, beauty, puberty, marriage, sex, etiquette, housekeeping, and even home repairs. Just step back in time with me as I pull out relevant quotes, tidbits, and words of wisdom to help you with your modern-day dilemmas.

Stressed out by love, life and relationships Revenge Lady gives advice on using the ancient art of revenge to bring humor and happiness back to your life.

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Don't rely on Earthly wisdom. If you have a question, Ask Zeus! Get answers and advice directly from the King of the Gods. Omnipotence is cool!

Sir Charles Grandiose, advisor and pedant, deigns to give his weekly advice to those who need it oh-so-badly.

Ask for advice from the most angry man on Earth.

Aunt Nettie is the oldest person still active on the Internet. One of the Internet pioneers of the previous century, she lived alone and forgotten in a franchised housing development for the elderly - she calls it ...

The Bitter Single Guy's Relationship Advice Dear B.S.G., He thinks I disrespected him when I talked smack about his maid... See the B.S.G.'s response... Gems From the Abyss The B.S.G loves these classics! Check out The Get Your Shit and Get Out Award! The Rant! Have you been dishonest about your sexual history See one reader's opinion. click here to find out! Dear B.S.G., ...and I really ...

Mr. Joel of Hollywood offers sleazy Hollywood gossip, beauty secrets, sex advice, and gay and lesbian movie reviews for women.

ASK MR. TEACHER by Pat Dodds Dear Mr. Teacher, I loved your poems! Do you have any more Robert Dear Robert, Yes, I do happen to have a couple more. Here they are: My Teacher is So Stupid Or The Geography Lesson My teacher is so stupid That he doesn't even know That the cap'tal of the U.S.A. Is Boise, Idaho. He thinks our country's biggest town's A place called New York City. When in fact I know ...

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A Stupid Person's Guide To Life By Samuel Stoddard Additional Material by David J. Parker Are you a stupid person Do you find day-to-day life hard Do you wish life had an instruction booklet Do you wish your brain had an owner's manual If you answered yes to any of these questions, you've come to the right place. This page provides, free of charge, a short guide to life. In here, you'll find ...

Dear Reid, I work in a pub part time at the moment, and I am having trouble with the men I associate with there. Firstly, there's Holden. Holden is gorgeous and we get on really well. I really like him. We were getting quite close and flirting a lot -- exchanging massages and stuff like that. Then I went on holiday for three weeks. Just as I came back, Holden left. By the time he returned, I ...

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Sevenoaks is my home town and a luvley place it is but I cant say that for many of the locals.

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Advice for the Brave and Masochistic from Anne Slanders!

Every woman should read this and learn a little about their man.

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Uncle Dirk provides entertaining answers to some of life's more pressing questions in his newsletter. Ask him about anything-he's sure to come up with a humorous response.

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